Housewife Rebellion

As clever as you?

No! Not me!

I stay at home

Quite lazily.

I only clean house,

Cook your food,

Iron your shirts,

Feed the brood.

Wash your car,

Smell your socks

Stinking in

The laundry box.

Mow the lawns,

Fix the oven,

Make cups of tea,

By the dozen.

Make the bed,

Which by the way,

I should have said,

Is all yours now,

So fart when you like,

You’re on your own,

I’m on me bike.

I have a new friend

Who remembers my name,

Which you never do…

Such a shame.

Half your age

With a nice tight bum,

But best of all…

She made me cum!